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Introduction
女生, is a very special being that exists in our world. Someone said that guys, 男生always go for appearance first when wants to 追女仔, which is correct in a CERTAIN point of view……
Classes
According to what we learn in science form 3 and EST in form 4, we can classify living organisms by their physical appearances/characteristics. It applies for girls too……There are ONLY 3 groups of girls based on their physical characteristics, which are Angels, Devils and….. 猪扒……
- Angels
Scientific Name - Puella Angelus
Characteristics – have faces with perfect features, beautiful eyes…innocent-looking…thus the term ‘天使的面孔’ is used to describe people with pretty faces.
But they do not have very good 身材……
Rarity – Rare
Examples – N/A (not to let other girls feel 自卑)
- Devils
Scientific Name - Puella Diabolus
Characteristics – have beautiful and seductive body shape, thus the term ‘魔鬼的身材’ is used to describe people with good 三围……But they do not have very beautiful 面孔……
Rarity – Rare
Examples – N/A (not to let other girls feel 自卑)
- 猪扒
Scientific Name - Puella Sus
Characteristics – *CENSORED* (I believe everyone knows their physical characteristics, it is censored agar tidak menyinggung perasaan orang lain), thus 猪扒 is used to describe those people who really look like a猪扒……
Rarity – Too common 通街都係
Examples – N/A (agar tidak menyinggung perasaan orang lain)
Hybrids
Just like animals, girls can have hybrids too. Hybrids are the results of interbreeding between two classes among the three classes of girls. Due to the猪扒 genes have fairly high compatibility with other genes, there are a lot of 猪扒+ angel/devil hybrids. These hybrids are commonly known as 平凡的女生……where they combine the features of both classes. 平凡的女生 can improve their appearance by controlling their diet, exercise frequently……But once they stop doing it, they will go 走样 back due to their猪扒 genes in their blood……
The angel + devil hybrids only happen in rare cases since their genes are not compatible (as stated in their name, angels and devils are archenemies….). Since this hybrid fits both 天使的面孔 and魔鬼的身材 descriptions, she is considered as the PERFECT girl. Because of this reason, 女生的嫉妒心 have decreases the chances for the angels and devils to interbreed (to have someone looks better than them is a HELL NO WAY!!!).
‘Artificial’ 女生/‘GM’ 女生
With the help of advanced technology, guys can finally modify the appearance of 猪扒into women which shares similar characteristics with Angels and Devils. This can be done through Genetic Modification, Tissue Culture, make ups…. (Even face-lifting, 隆胸, 隆鼻, 隆屁股......after the girls get older) However, some guys don’t like ‘GM’ girls due to certain reasons (just like why some of us dislike GM food)…… Yet still, the population of this new species of girls is increasing everyday like HELL……
Appreciating & Protecting Women as a Man
Our world is cruel……it is dominated by 平凡的女生 and worse….猪扒. Angels and Devils are considered as endangered species and their hybrids are at the brink of extinction because they 受 other girls排挤and also man-hunting. Therefore as guys, we must protect girls (especially those endangered species…), even though they can be annoying, irritating, disgusting……We must also learn to appreciate them, since they let us know how to differentiate what is considered as 视觉享受 and what is considered as 视觉煎熬……
Conclusion
Every guy defines Angel, Devil and猪扒 differently……And most of them always think emotionally (especially when in loved where SHE is perfect no matter what情人眼里出西施). So even a girl is considered a猪扒 in a man’s eye, it can be an angel in another man’s eye……
To guys – What class is your girlfriend or the girl you are in loved with? Try to think LOGICALLY not emotionally……So that you won’t be 后悔……
To girls – What class do you feel that you are classified in? Even though you feel that you are really a猪扒, don’t feel 自卑……Just find a guy with a different perspective of classifying women…… Or maybe find a guy with a ‘not so good’ taste, for example l** *****? Besides that, inner beauty also plays an important role……
Introduction
女生, is a very special being that exists in our world. Someone said that guys, 男生always go for appearance first when wants to 追女仔, which is correct in a CERTAIN point of view……
Classes
According to what we learn in science form 3 and EST in form 4, we can classify living organisms by their physical appearances/characteristics. It applies for girls too……There are ONLY 3 groups of girls based on their physical characteristics, which are Angels, Devils and….. 猪扒……
- Angels
Scientific Name - Puella Angelus
Characteristics – have faces with perfect features, beautiful eyes…innocent-looking…thus the term ‘天使的面孔’ is used to describe people with pretty faces.
But they do not have very good 身材……
Rarity – Rare
Examples – N/A (not to let other girls feel 自卑)
- Devils
Scientific Name - Puella Diabolus
Characteristics – have beautiful and seductive body shape, thus the term ‘魔鬼的身材’ is used to describe people with good 三围……But they do not have very beautiful 面孔……
Rarity – Rare
Examples – N/A (not to let other girls feel 自卑)
- 猪扒
Scientific Name - Puella Sus
Characteristics – *CENSORED* (I believe everyone knows their physical characteristics, it is censored agar tidak menyinggung perasaan orang lain), thus 猪扒 is used to describe those people who really look like a猪扒……
Rarity – Too common 通街都係
Examples – N/A (agar tidak menyinggung perasaan orang lain)
Hybrids
Just like animals, girls can have hybrids too. Hybrids are the results of interbreeding between two classes among the three classes of girls. Due to the猪扒 genes have fairly high compatibility with other genes, there are a lot of 猪扒+ angel/devil hybrids. These hybrids are commonly known as 平凡的女生……where they combine the features of both classes. 平凡的女生 can improve their appearance by controlling their diet, exercise frequently……But once they stop doing it, they will go 走样 back due to their猪扒 genes in their blood……
The angel + devil hybrids only happen in rare cases since their genes are not compatible (as stated in their name, angels and devils are archenemies….). Since this hybrid fits both 天使的面孔 and魔鬼的身材 descriptions, she is considered as the PERFECT girl. Because of this reason, 女生的嫉妒心 have decreases the chances for the angels and devils to interbreed (to have someone looks better than them is a HELL NO WAY!!!).
‘Artificial’ 女生/‘GM’ 女生
With the help of advanced technology, guys can finally modify the appearance of 猪扒into women which shares similar characteristics with Angels and Devils. This can be done through Genetic Modification, Tissue Culture, make ups…. (Even face-lifting, 隆胸, 隆鼻, 隆屁股......after the girls get older) However, some guys don’t like ‘GM’ girls due to certain reasons (just like why some of us dislike GM food)…… Yet still, the population of this new species of girls is increasing everyday like HELL……
Appreciating & Protecting Women as a Man
Our world is cruel……it is dominated by 平凡的女生 and worse….猪扒. Angels and Devils are considered as endangered species and their hybrids are at the brink of extinction because they 受 other girls排挤and also man-hunting. Therefore as guys, we must protect girls (especially those endangered species…), even though they can be annoying, irritating, disgusting……We must also learn to appreciate them, since they let us know how to differentiate what is considered as 视觉享受 and what is considered as 视觉煎熬……
Conclusion
Every guy defines Angel, Devil and猪扒 differently……And most of them always think emotionally (especially when in loved where SHE is perfect no matter what情人眼里出西施). So even a girl is considered a猪扒 in a man’s eye, it can be an angel in another man’s eye……
To guys – What class is your girlfriend or the girl you are in loved with? Try to think LOGICALLY not emotionally……So that you won’t be 后悔……
To girls – What class do you feel that you are classified in? Even though you feel that you are really a猪扒, don’t feel 自卑……Just find a guy with a different perspective of classifying women…… Or maybe find a guy with a ‘not so good’ taste, for example l** *****? Besides that, inner beauty also plays an important role……
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