Monday, June 23, 2008

30 days of night



Directed by: Mr. Lee Ann (not Ang Lee)
Produced by: L.K.L
Written by: 蛋黄王
Starring: Lots of Papers (as paper monsters)
Students (as victims)
Teachers (as the so-called ‘law enforcers’, actually the 帮凶)
Editing by: Mr. Lee Ann
Distributed by: Lembaga Disiplin Sekolah

Story

Prologue – Everyone in SMJK Katholik is preparing for its “30 days of night”, a period where the paper monsters will come out and attack people…

Day 1 – First Blood!!! Akauns initiates the attack. Akauns have high 杀伤力, but low AOE. Thus, most of the people manage to escape the first attack, yet some innocent people are killed by the akauns… Then the English essay continues the attack, causing minor injuries to the people…

Day 2 – Mathematics 2 found out the hideout of the people, and starts a killing spree. It is then followed by the low-level B.Melayu 1 assault……

Day 3 – Chemistry 2 performs its “Penjajahan Jepun” attack on the people, torturing the people mentally and physically, killing lots of people. Some people started to use the FORBIDDEN weapon to increase their escape rate and the FORBIDDEN power to increase their attack damage… yet some of the weapons are 没收 by the “law enforcers” and some of the people who used the FORBIDDEN powers are killed by the L.Enforcers. After the ‘penjajahan’, the carnage is followed by the Bintang Tiga Attack (aka 14 hari MPAJA) by the BCina 1…leaving the people to hate BC. It’s just the 3rd day, the people already 死伤惨重…

Day 4 – The Moral terrorizes the people. Some of the innocent people (like the Crap News Network of 5s7) dunno how to escape and counterattack, only remember “Kepercayaan kpd Tuhan”. Thus, they counterattack with the only “Kepercayaan kpd Tuhan” nilai they knew, only to die in the hands of Moral. After that is EST 1, killing people with stupid questions on classifications.

Day 5 – Day 20
The people are safe and sound in their hideouts… Some of them prepare themselves in these few days to defend themselves from papers monsters…

Day 21 – Physics 2 ambushes the people. Using the ‘Electromagnetic waves’ and ‘Induced Current’ skill to stun the people and starts a killing spree. The sejarah 1 slaughters the school… The people again use the FORBIDDEN powers to defend themselves….

Day 22 – The akauns1 starts the day with a mini-massacre, followed by the sejarah 2 massacre. The massacre was like the 四川大地震, killing more than 1000000000000 lives!!!

Day 23 – Double-Kill!!! The 合作无间 between the bio2 and addmaths1 again killed the defending humans. Not even the FORBIDDEN powers manage to save the people… The bio2 uses HIV and the eat-shit rabbit question to pawn the humans to death. Addmaths1 leave many people die with only question marks in their head.

Day 24 – The weak EST2 allows people to tembak it without hesitation, while the addmaths2 continues its assault like the day before, successfully creates a 1000000000000 killing chain.

Day 25 – BC2 again attacks the people, another 腥风血雨再次发生… Mathematics reappears as Mathematics 1, but only deals a little damage to the people. It is probably due the low attack damage and the usage of FORBIDDEN powers by the people.

Day 26-27
The people again have 短暂的风平浪静…

Day 28 – The long-forgotten BM strikes back! It begins a slaughter just like the 513 事件, where the org cina fights with the BM… The slaughter ended with the BI2

Day 29 – 2 more days the darkness ends… The people starts counterattack with the machine gun on the useless PJPK. However, they are eventually inflicted with a deadly poison by The “Camp Mystery” – CHEMISTRY 1 & 3. However, a human risked its life to enter the “虎穴”, found a high concentration chemical to nullify the poison inflicted by the Chemistry, thus saving the human race.

Day 30 – The “Faeces”, Physics 1 & 3, inflicts a curse on the people, leaving them vulnerable to simple mathematics. Again, a human saves the people by understanding the physics’ resistance through (surprisingly) lightbulbs...


Day 31 – Light is not far away now… Yet, the worst nightmare -“Buy a Long Jeans”, biology1 & 3 awakens. Again, a human nearly sacrificed itself to find the vitamin C in order to defend the virus spread by Bio1 & 3. They finally defeated the last paper monster – Buy a Long Jeans, thx to the vitamin C. After the 30 days of night, finally here comes the light…The end of the film shows that the survivors yell and tears all the paper monsters into pieces…

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